"You have no chance to survive make your time."

     Pay attention, there will be a quiz later...really.

     The Tablespoon of Talent Improvisation Troupe began as a simple class. An almost futile endeavor by Matt Webster to instruct and guide college students in the ways of the improv. But from this simple one credit hour class, a dream was born. Oscar, a bizarre mixture of German Fuhrer, reconstructed raptor, and escaped POW, actually managed to absorb a tiny morsel of the wisdom Matt had tried to impart. And that morsel became a seed in Oscar's mind. A seed that finally grew, though horribly twisted, into the beginnings of a troupe.

     Around the same time, a motley assortment of Theatre students had decided to build a new departmental Drama Club from the old forgotten ashes of their 500 some predecessors. After agonizing moments of indecision, they decided to name the club "The Below Signed Players", or TBSP. As the improv troupe was, at the time, under the jurisdiction of "The Below Signed Players", or TBSP, and as the troupe possessed the collective talent possibly only equal to a tablespoon, or tbsp, of comic skill, the name of the troupe fell into place with a great thud.

     For a glorious semester, known as "The Golden Age of Frog Sex", Oscar led the troupe through many shows, played many hilarious characters, and made several audience members actually laugh. But then the celebrated student captain had to bid the troupe a tearful goodbye and graduate into the real world.

     After this, the student leadership of the troupe fell onto the shoulders of Ian. He then proceeded to lead the troupe to... well... Where they are now.

     Good going, jerk.

     And now the quiz!

A train leaves New York traveling 55 mph. A train leaves Chicago at the same time traveling 35 mph. If the trains are both travling to Orlando, and there is a hurricane coming ashore traveling 55 mph with winds at 200 mph, how many meters are in a 400 meter relay? You have 5 seconds...